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how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

omgbuglen:

I’m sure this seemed like a better idea on paper

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

storytellerluna:

linadivorceeofl:

YES IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK

Sofia Vergara reads mean tweet.

itsleightaylor:

dammit Simba

itsleightaylor:

dammit Simba

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

pleatedjeans:

Here I come…
There I go… [x]

pleatedjeans:

Here I come…

There I go… [x]

sorelatable:

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

holybazookas:

Just another day in the hood

holybazookas:

Just another day in the hood